While surfing the web, I came across things to make parodies of and one of the easy things I saw was poem parodies. So I took one of the only poems I know of and made a parody. The following is a parody of the poem Twas' the night of Christmas that I just wrote.
Twas the night of Halloween
Twas the night of
Halloween, when all through the neighborhood
All creatures were
stirring, anyone could
Bags were full,
hanging from the shoulder
As the night got
colder
Children ran from
door to door
They kept wanting
more and more
Father dressed as a
vampire
While Mother dressed
as an umpire
Sis was cooking on
the fryer
She was going out
with Trent Meyer
They were cooking a
Halloween feast
Both dressed as
Beauty and the Beast
Along came witches
through the night sky
At the party they
were starting to eat pumpkin pie
The witches came on
their broom
Along with cats that
needed a groom
Pumpkins flew from
cannons afar
A couples hits and
they destroyed the bar
Our whole city was
under attack
We had no choice, we
had to fight back
Good legendary
characters came to fight
The battle raged on
all through the night
Goblin and Ghouls
fought jolly Santa Claus on a roof
But his reindeer
kicked them with a mighty hoof
The Easter bunny laid
stink bombs
They exploded in a
big array like pom-poms
Dozens were lost in
this great battle
But the Devil said
“Let’s skedaddle!”
Good has triumphed
over evil
Our leader was Knievel
At sunrise, at last
we were ready to eat
Because evil was finally
beat
Word Count: 349
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